Sunday, November 11, 2012

It is Amazing What Lawyers Can Do With the Challenge

Well then, an end to the contentious election adverts, and now, on to the real news:
At a local court, a lawyer is interviewing the coroner... and it becomes quite obvious that the defense is going for a screwball judgement...

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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